scragglepuss

skra gull puss
-noun
1) a single, lone, stray hair follicle growing in a region of skin where no other hair resides. May vary in length.

-adjective
2) can refer to someone's head of hair if it appears unkempt, perhaps with dead ends or frizz.

Example:
1) "Wow, get the tweezers because I need to pluck out this long, squiggly scragglepuss that I found on your shoulder!"

2)"What a scragglepuss, looks like they just rolled out of bed. Maybe they should consider getting a haircut."

by kevgroat January 24, 2010

Scraggle punch

A term used to denote a dissheveled appearance that often accompanies a series of misfortunes such as to constitute a "bad day."

"Woah, what happened to you, you looked like you just got scraggle punched!"
"Man, the boss really scraggle punched your ass at the meeting today!"

by Amber Burke December 19, 2006

Scroggers

A very good dog usually Australian terrier or schnauzer (also a ruthless dictator at times)

Oh look Scroggers just committed tax fraud

by Revvvv February 11, 2020

Scraggle Daggle

Daggle for short.
Lower class, Trashy, Dysfunctional female (mostly used to describe a Black female).

The vast majority of Black females are Scraggle Daggles.

by Truism the StormCrow August 1, 2022

scrogglings

pieces or trace amounts of poop that cling to the toilet, even during flushing.

after i flushed the toilet i noticed there were some scrogglings in the bowl

by fats April 8, 2004

scroogle

combination of "screwed" and "google"
usually the expression used when using google maps and they give you wrong directions for the place you searched.

SCROOGLE! I was late to my daughter's basketball game because google sent me to the wrong address!

by sliderxuk January 23, 2008

Scraggle

An individual that exudes entitlement but is undeniably scraggly. They typically do not understand the worth of second-hand goods, believing them to be worth more than they are out of convenience. In extreme cases, they may be deluded to a state of self importance and wiseacre. Often wear paint spattered or old clothes

Scraggle: Hey there bud! How much do you want to buy this used lawn mower for?
Normal Passerby: Oh, no thanks I'm good.
Scraggle: Whatdaya mean? Im tryin to give you a deal bud! This is a classic HR195! Bud, Im an expert at these and I've got a friend in Essex who tunes them!
Normal Passerby: Um, i dont have a lawn, sorry.
Scraggle: Tsch! You could just sell it to your friend Bud! Ive got these model ships painted with Rust-Oleum Deck sealant too. Yup, sold than sombich for $13.17 the other day. (sucks teeth) Yup.
Normal Passerby: Excuse me?
Scraggle: This kitty litter is barely use too bud! Just ignore the smaller chunks and its like new bud! My wife in the rascal will load a trash bag it in your car for 5 bucks!
Normal Person: Whoa, What! Um i gotta go...
Scraggle: Come on man what your problem? Shit is good shit! Pfttt, you don't know a good deal man. Hey! Bud! Ive got Nickleback T-shirts Bud!......

by big phoetus March 4, 2017