Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020
Get the Scratching like a DJ mug.A trademark of Jim Morrison. Heard in songs such as "Light My Fire" it is an absolute embodiment and representation of the legend. When performed correctly, the performer will take a deep breath, and then let out a very low, raspy, almost gasp-like shout that will sound like they've been a lifetime smoker. Popular among annoyances and pranksters, letting out a Jim Morrison scream during a family prayer without warning will guarentee a laugh 100% of the time.
My family and I were sitting down to eat our Thanksgiving turkey, and while we were praying, I just randomly let out a Jim Morrison scream, FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
by Stewy D June 22, 2011
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Scratching a part of the body prior to stealing something from a gas station. This behavior is well documented on the Gas Station Encounters YouTube channel.
He’s going to make his way over to the beer coolers to check out all of his options, then he’s going to do the super obvious thief scratch, because thieves love scratching themselves.
by Bernard Baruch February 11, 2019
Get the thief scratch mug.A Michigan State University tradition where every night during finals week, students open their windows exactly at midnight and scream their lungs out for a few minutes to relieve stress and express their angst about the finals they have taken/still have to take.
*weeknight during finals week*
Student 1: "Dude, it's 11:59! Open the window, it's almost time for the midnight scream!"
*window is opened*
*12:00am hits*
Students all across campus: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHFUCKFINALSWTHIHATEFINALSWEEKUWUOMGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Student 1: "Dude, it's 11:59! Open the window, it's almost time for the midnight scream!"
*window is opened*
*12:00am hits*
Students all across campus: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHFUCKFINALSWTHIHATEFINALSWEEKUWUOMGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
by JacquelineTheSpartan December 16, 2011
Get the midnight scream mug.When at a festival and somebody does a shout in an attempt to get a reply from a stranger. If there is no return shout, this is a Fail Scratcher.
by Shifty Man Pants. December 6, 2010
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person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
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person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
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person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure
by -Nova- April 16, 2020
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