Scraping Scalps

Similar to Snatching Wigs, it's the extra UMPH. It's when I wig is snatched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scraper enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their Remy for another week.

The fact that Adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that snatching wigs can be done my many artists, but scraping scalps is an artform.

by SlayerOfTheSystem October 19, 2011

Scraping the popcorn ceiling

A job so unpleasant, that no one wants to do.
Boring work.
Hard work, time consuming job.

... let’s those newbies scraping the popcorn ceiling!
... the salary is great , but all the work There is like scraping the popcorn ceiling...

by The Brazilient October 5, 2021

Penis Scrapings

The bits of fluff and smegma at the end of your bell end if you don't wash it after a wank.

Man, my knob is full of Penis Scrapings today, I should have given it a scrub after that wank.

by Shadyyy_ September 26, 2014

scrabblings

1) the fine powdery residue left in a baggy of marijuana after the contents have been smoked

2) the remnants left in a pouch of tobacco when all the good stuffs gone, usually a shitty tasting tobacco flavored dust

1)'me and adam were gonna skin up but there were only scrabblings left'

2)'this cigarette tastes like shit' 'yeah i know, i had to use the scrabblings'

by Ramona Sanchez November 8, 2006

scrambling

1. looking rugged or like you just woke up. messed up hair and clothes.
2. struggling. forgetting things or looking for things or trying to get things done in a hurry.

1. She looked scrambling this morning without her make-up.

2. I was scrambling to find my homework before school this morning.

by Bob Treebark April 18, 2010

soap scrambling

1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.

1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.

by Dunzel October 19, 2006

Mountain scraping

When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.

I got this knuckle fudge from an unfortunate mountain scraping incident.

by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021