scrambler

the scrambler is a sexual position, similar to the portugeuse breakfast you shove an egg in your partners vagina and kick it till the egg breaks, then have sex.

girl: give me the scrambler!
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis

by John Assdick May 5, 2008

The Scrambler

“The Scrambler” is a sex position where one party pours boiling water into the other’s asshole, cracks an egg over it, and then proceeds to eat the other out.

“Hey babe, wanna try The Scrambler?”

“Hell yeah, I’m hungry for Over Easy.”

by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019

scrambler

when you ask your girlfriend to make you breakfast in bed, but instead she has an abortion on your face.

last night i asked my girlfriend/wife to make me breakfast the next morning but instead i woke up to her giving me the scrambler.

by joeshsamp1 September 9, 2010

Springfield Scrambler

A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people

“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”

by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019

sign scramblers

A group of enthusiasts who rearrange the plastic letters found on signs outside of businesses and schools alike, oftentimes forming vulgar phrases.

"Those pesky sign scramblers hit my sign again."
'PRUNING LILACS - BRING TOOLS - $5 FEE' --> 'LOCAL SLUT IS BRINGING PORN - $5 FEE'

by www.signscramblers.org January 27, 2004

Paradigm Scrambler

Not having a consistant schedule. the term was coined by Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth.

"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."

by iak sakkath October 24, 2009

Yolky scrambler

The act of placing your ballsack in one's mouth and farting on there chin.

Alec was spurting off at the mouth, when all at once Chase quickly and forcefully inserted his ballsack into Alec's mouth. sitting on his chin, pinning his head against the ground, his chin practically in chase's ass. chase farts on Alecs chin rattling that dome against the ground

chase: "oh man i just gave you a yolky scrambler"

by HellzAp0pin October 13, 2011