scrambler

when you ask your girlfriend to make you breakfast in bed, but instead she has an abortion on your face.

last night i asked my girlfriend/wife to make me breakfast the next morning but instead i woke up to her giving me the scrambler.

by joeshsamp1 September 9, 2010

Scrambler

Verb
to scrambler
passed: scramblered
future: will scrambler
To have someone who is brilliant, courtly, and English use their charm to befriend you, intelligence to bamboozle you, then cut a side business deal behind your back. When you discover this side deal they cry and promise never to do it again. Those who scrambler others often hang around expensive restaurants ordering three entrées at a time others dime. Many people have been scrambled in the oil patch. People scrambler friends often because of greed, fear or desperation.

I’m down a million bonez ‘cuz I got scramblerd by Bruce
Make sure yo contract be iron-tiz-ite or you gets scramblered!
I didn’t get farked, I got scramblered. I’m still gana beat his arse.
My coke runner scramblered me ‘cause he is debt to his bookie

by Benjinyc April 11, 2008

scrambler jambler

A retarded name for a device used in Halo 3 used to jam up ones radar.

xkronik iz sikx: Woah! i just picked up the scrambler!
xixkronikxix: really! lets scrambler jambler ourselves!
xkronik iz sikx: Good Idea!
xixkronikxix: woah! wered everyone go?

by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007

scrambler buddy

Someone who rides a scrambler with you and is your friend.

Amanda is my scrambler buddy.
A scrambler buddy is a great friend!

by Carmelator July 5, 2008

Springfield Scrambler

A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people

“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”

by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019

Paradigm Scrambler

Not having a consistant schedule. the term was coined by Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth.

"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."

by iak sakkath October 24, 2009

Yolky scrambler

The act of placing your ballsack in one's mouth and farting on there chin.

Alec was spurting off at the mouth, when all at once Chase quickly and forcefully inserted his ballsack into Alec's mouth. sitting on his chin, pinning his head against the ground, his chin practically in chase's ass. chase farts on Alecs chin rattling that dome against the ground

chase: "oh man i just gave you a yolky scrambler"

by HellzAp0pin October 13, 2011