scrambled egg 

When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.

Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.

scrambled egg by Shakira Jones April 16, 2006

scrambled egg 

for one to puke egg like quantites from the mouth from drinking alcoholic beverages!

SCRAMMBBBLLLEEEE EEEGGGGGGGGGGG
in other words scrambled egg

scrambled egg by leftie!! March 27, 2009

Scrambled Egg 

Military: Describes the uniforms of higher ranks that have excessive gold braiding or decoration on the caps and sleeves.

The dictator Idi Amins uniforms were famous if only for the massive amounts of scrambled egg on them.

Scrambled Egg by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Scrambled egg 

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.

Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg

Scrambled egg by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019

Scrambled Egg 

A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.

Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.

Scrambled Egg by KrimsonKatt June 6, 2023

Scrambled egg baby 

A baby that only eats eggs
I am coming from ayydubs video

Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby

Scrambled egg baby by kira8j April 29, 2021

Scrambled egg baby 

When a pregnant woman and her partner have so much sex that it scrambles the shit out of the baby and come out not 100%

My husband and I had so much sex our baby is probably a scrambled egg baby.

Scrambled egg baby by Skyblue77 May 7, 2021