Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.

Of course I wouldn't date a Non-Scorer like you.

I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.

Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!

by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 21, 2008

scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

plassy scouser

Someone from Birkenhead and not from Liverpool.

Talking in a scouse accent but not from Liverpool "Ya plassy scouser"

by Sticky Vicar May 8, 2007

Scouser

The only people that can steal your socks without removing your shoes :D

mate you know that scouser over there?
yeh pal?
he has your socks

by brettttttttttttttttttttttttttt September 19, 2010

scouser

n. a person from Liverpool, England, or Liverpudlian, or Merseysider (the River Mersey; Merseyside County). Scouse is a term for the distinctive local accent or dialect. Derived from "lobscouse," a traditional sailors' stew usually made with lamb and hard tack (very hard, baked bread/cracker).

A scouser himself, Steven Gerrard is perhaps the most beloved of the current players on the Liverpool squad.

by R. Grisham May 15, 2007

scouser

Inhabitiant of liverpool, often downplayed by rival cities due to false stereotypes from godawefull 80's TV shows such as "Bread", "Boys from the black stuff" and "Brookside" depicting them to be thieves and killers, and enforced by the peasant underclass of youths known as "scallys" or "chavs" who are generally annoying cunts. while these can be found anywhere in the United Kingdom, some people live under the delsuion that they dont exist around them, and they are only found in liverpool.

Scousers are usually easy going, up for a laugh, and welcoming to outsiders, and usually posess a strong wit similar to that of the Irish, and Geordies, also loves a good party!

"we do dat doe dont we doe?"

"calm down!"

by scouser4life November 23, 2004

Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. Non-Scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. Many believe that the term "Non-Scorer" is latin for "socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential sexual encounters." This has never been confirmed, however.

An average Joe walks into a bar. The average Joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. A Non-Scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a Non-Scorer has a chance (such as the Non-Scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).

"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."

by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 26, 2008