Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.
Bloody hell what's that I can smell?
That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.
Filthy old bastard.
That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.
Filthy old bastard.
by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009
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Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009
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Someone from the Scotswood (supposedly called "Scotchy") area of Newcastle-upon-Tyne (North-East England). They're too much scumbags to be charvers and they're not proper Geordies either.
One Scotchy Scumbag is a girl (well 16-year-old) who got knocked down by a police car and got killed, and everyone nearby used it as an excuse to kick off a riot.
by Anonymouse 2 November 15, 2010
Get the Scotchy Scumbag mug.A small woodland area in the Denton burn / Scotswood area. Local radgies and charvas can be found here at any time during the day. You will often find their bucket sets or stashed motorbikes which have been taxed from the local council estate. Other stashed items include 12gauges, drugs& nokia bricks. Dog walkers also frequent this area, especially ones with lurchers and greyhounds. Local radgies will also go lamping "doon the dene" on a nighttime so beware
by 12gaugetess August 16, 2023
Get the Scotchy Dene mug.A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.
by Lumpbag May 10, 2009
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Get the Scotchcock mug.A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009
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