Switchjob

It's like paizuri (Mammary intercourse) but you use both Joy-cons from Nintendo Switch

I beat my Gf at Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, as a reward she gives me a the best Switchjob ever

by yeepyeep March 13, 2019

Scotchholm Syndrome

The process of enjoying Scotch Whisky by way of force.

"I didn't use to like Scotch Whisky, but I forced myself to like it because everyone else did."

"Sounds like you have Scotchholm Syndrome."

by SuddenInsanity June 15, 2019

Scotchover

A gathering with the intent to drink a copious amounts of scotch and whiskey. A scotchover typically occurs amongst middle age men that have been peers for several years.

Everyone was really excited about the upcoming bbq and scotchover.

by Tom A. Ace July 7, 2019

Scottjob

Severely underestimating the amount of time , money and effort to complete a job

Lost my ass on that one it was a scottjob

by T/Roy March 26, 2020

SlothJob

When a person has a serious hand deformity but uses it to their advantage in order to give an award worthy hand job. Normally the person suffers from Rheumatoid Arthritis or Macrodactyly.

Even though Monica's rheumatoid arthritis makes it look like she is constantly throwing up gang signs, I'm able to look past it because she is able to give a killer SlothJob.

by JKWeb August 5, 2011

Scotchtoberfest

Akin to Oktoberfest, an annual New Orleans event begun in 2001 celebrating scotch, the water of life, but also involving food, beer, wine, and other spirits.

Everyone looks forward to Scotchtoberfest, a chance to polish off a white cadillac and talk to some beautiful women.

by MoonlightBen August 13, 2005

scotchopotamus

Someone who is committed to drink scotch exclusively throughout the night.

Hey man, you want a beer? Nah, I'm good. I'm scotchopotamus tonight.

by sacko14 January 17, 2010