sporning

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.

My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.

by five9red October 30, 2009

The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.

Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019

The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance

Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.

by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011

scorpina

A female villain from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
(Lami from the japanese Zyuranger Super Sentai series).
She is a scorpion/human with a saber that
could transform into a boomerang.She also
has a scorpion-monster form.She arrives after
Rita Repulsa creates the evil Green Ranger,but leaves
when Lord Zedd appears (due to a lack of Dinosaur Task Force Zyuranger footage).Scorpina usually fought the rangers with Goldar.She returned one more time,disguised
as a normal human,in order to fight the rangers
with Goldar.

Scorpina:I'm Scorpina, and I'm your worst nightmare!

Rita Repulsa: So, do you two think I should send the Green Ranger?
Squatt: I think I don't know what I think, your Evilness!
Scorpina: No! Send me, I wanna go!
Squatt: Well, I could go with Baboo.
Scorpina: Oh, shut up!

by Zenox November 10, 2008

scoringbuddy

a friend who you make out with no strings attached

my best friend alex is my scoringbuddy ,its great no clingyness

by supergirl123 January 17, 2009

scooning

The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.

professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.

created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp

Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.

Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.

by Scooning Master July 19, 2012

Scorpininosis

A medical condition where one is too tall at a young age or has unrealistic proportions. Usually results in serious injury or death. You tend to grow rapidly (perhaps in just one part of your body) and your bones and muscles will fall apart and you will probably die.

“Did you hear he said he’s 6’9” and only 11 years old?!?”

“Yeah he probably has Scorpininosis”
“Oh man, that sucks, he’ll probably die tomorrow”
“Yeah”
“Rip”
“Rip”

by OfficialGary. September 1, 2021