scooning

The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.

professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.

created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp

Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.

Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.

by Scooning Master July 19, 2012

scoon

combination of both spic and coon an offensive term to anyone that pisses you off.

some scoon shot some other scoon on my street last night

by mike alteezy July 2, 2005

scoon

1)Word used by east asians when trying to say school.
2)Word used by east asians when trying to say spoon.

Mr.Karihati, upset that the school cafeteria had no spoons yelled, "why this scoon have no scoons."

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

scoon

a term used to mean that someone is stupid or can be used on any other context 2 shut some one down

Commonly ued by raphael but people bit off his word

Dre" I had 50 bux but i wasted it on food
Raphael" U fukin scoon u needed dat 2 buy medicine

by ace4lyfe August 7, 2007

scooning it

1. to strategically retreat from a situation when it backfires.

Pete: hey bro let's go holdup the 7/11
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

scoon

squid's vagina. combination of the words squid and poon as in poonani or vagina.

Bangladesh: Dude lets smoke a j right now
Scoonie: Nah bro i dont do that
Bangladesh: SCOOOOON

by squidpoon November 4, 2012

Scoones

Dollars. Money

I only have 5 scoones in my wallet

by PoontAnger1974 January 7, 2017