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Schemer

Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.
I don't trust those dirty-ass schemers
by Big Snigger August 5, 2006
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Slitherer

Slitherer - Reptian like behavior of covert enemies who act as friends but are constantly injecting their venom, by word and action, trying to sabotage your life. A frenemy whose intent is hidden until they put the bite on you covertly.
She is worse than a frenemy! She's a slitherer! Tell you sister to watch out, she bit my sister and almost destroyed her life!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? March 5, 2021
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Slit-slitherer

Affectionate term for a carpet muncher. Not to be confused with Slit-slurper, which means essentially the same thing but is considered derogatory.
'She da queen slit-slitherer. She could slither my slit any time!
by Miss K February 10, 2004
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weiner schemer

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.
Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
by elalmighty March 15, 2019
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Schemer

any person, specifically all women, who hatch diabolical schemes in order to advance their personal interest, aka "get" and "play games" with multiple men. Men, all women are schemers!!! You will get a boner, and she will deflate it with her evil strategic designs. BITCH!!! In other words she will deflate your boner into a flaccid disarray of broken dreams
That bitch is such a schemer, I was hooking up with her all weekend, and now she is fellating another dude. Fuck my life, Scheming whore!!!

Thanks to the scheming whore, I would go gay if that dick wasn't so disgusting
by ChadBroChill#1 May 4, 2009
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Schemer

Someone who cleverly tries to seduce women in hopes of getting lucky.
Dude! Watch out that schemer Greg over there is scheming on some babes.
by The Punn Wrangler May 11, 2010
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schemer

A person who is trying to holla at someone
*Guy is flirting with a girl*

"Ay yo DAWG, you's a schemer!"
by doooooookie May 9, 2005
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