Dirty Schwerman

A version of Solo Sanchez. When doing it doggy-style, you insert your index finger in your own ass and then wipe your finger on your partner's upper lip.

I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!

by Your students September 8, 2006

schwirl

to clean stuff

I ain't schwirled the kitchen surfaces yet!

by schwirl November 12, 2003

Schwarm

Chatting up a member of the opposite sex, or indeed the same sex if that's what you fancy..

Similar to making movements, chirpsing or just generally flirting with someone.

Did you see those two all over eachother last night?" "Yeah, cheeky schwarm

by bantersaurus rex June 15, 2010

schwirly

A name usually used to identify different females who are not worth remembering by name. In case of multiples, they are assigned numbers.

my friend : "say dog wheres our bro at?"
me : "I think he's with schwirly6"

by heimy January 6, 2009

schwimp

A word that can be used as a verb or noun in any context.

Dude, I think I just schwimped my pants!

by Adam Biddle March 22, 2005

Schwimmwagen

A Nazi-used car/boat used to transport shock troops across rivers during the Blitzkrieg.

The Germans needed the Schwimmwagen to cross vital rivers during the blitzkrieg.

by QuestCLicker December 14, 2016

Blumpkin Schwirley

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.

Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!

by Shenans March 2, 2017