Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.
by poy46 November 07, 2008
Originally an English public school word with several meanings. For example, a guy who spends more time with his girlfriend than his mates or just a general idiot. But it has come to mean a public school idiot, since these people are the only ones who ever used the word.
Your mate Rupert isn't even on the guestlist, what a schweffe
Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe
That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe
Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe
That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe
by Jokes Lad 3000 April 04, 2012
Sergeant Schweff refers to a specific type of schweff - one who not only attempts to chat up women but also men. This is not in a homosexual manner, it is merely to better his social situation and 'network'.
Guy 1: Why is Sam being so nice to Tim?
Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend
Guy 1: Ohhhhh.
Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend
Guy 1: Ohhhhh.
by Stodleh March 09, 2010
When you’re just seconds away from having sexual intercourse with someone and you walk out and never speak to them again
by Janner Giles March 23, 2022