schweff

Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.

'Man, Is Paddy sitting beside Laura again today?'
'Yeah, That guy is such a schweff!'

by poy46 March 22, 2009

schweffe

Originally an English public school word with several meanings. For example, a guy who spends more time with his girlfriend than his mates or just a general idiot. But it has come to mean a public school idiot, since these people are the only ones who ever used the word.

Your mate Rupert isn't even on the guestlist, what a schweffe

Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe

That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe

by Jokes Lad 3000 August 30, 2012

Sergeant Schweff

Sergeant Schweff refers to a specific type of schweff - one who not only attempts to chat up women but also men. This is not in a homosexual manner, it is merely to better his social situation and 'network'.

Guy 1: Why is Sam being so nice to Tim?

Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend

Guy 1: Ohhhhh.

by Stodleh March 14, 2010

Schweff

When you’re just seconds away from having sexual intercourse with someone and you walk out and never speak to them again

“Oh yeah dude, we were totally about to have sex but I schweffed her good.”

by Janner Giles March 22, 2022

Euro-schweffe

The continental equivalent of a schweffe. Much like their British counterparts euro-schweffes make up for with money what they lack in self-awareness.

Slicked back hair, gillets and a penchent for paddle are strong indicators. Those found in London will typically work in finance and summer in Majorca.

That bar was full of euro-schweffes, there wasn't a sock in sight.

by Piggins123 August 5, 2025

Schweff

Manlike kenny

Kenny the schweff

by Trapao September 26, 2019