Your mom is a schving!
by Greg Kulick July 15, 2006
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if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.
if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.
"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc
by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009
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i mean, basically, its like another term for a dickwad. however, it can also mean a very attractive woman, usually standing alone in the corner, looking very hopeless, but ready for some "schving a la mode", or as some would say, sex.
its roots date back to a warm friday night in southern california. some moron wouldnt pay for fantasy football and an associate of that moron called him drunk one night and called him a dickwad schving.
its roots date back to a warm friday night in southern california. some moron wouldnt pay for fantasy football and an associate of that moron called him drunk one night and called him a dickwad schving.
Jarrod: "hey, look at that schving over there"
Stephen: "damn, thats a keeper. wheres she from, nebraska?"
Jarrod: "i dunno man, but a little schving a la mode is in the making"
Stephen: "damn, thats a keeper. wheres she from, nebraska?"
Jarrod: "i dunno man, but a little schving a la mode is in the making"
by Chooo E October 20, 2007
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His schlingth became apparent immediately
by Brot Burger May 6, 2022
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