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Schroedinger's Cat

A cat which is neither alive nor dead, but rather in a state of stasis, in a box. There is also in the box a geiger counter and a tiny radioactive particle, the counter wired to a vial of hydrochloric acid (that got your attention). After a set amount of time, the particle is 50% likely to decay, setting off a mechanism triggered by the geiger counter which smashes the vial and kills the cat. Supposedly, after that set amount of time, if no one looks in the box, the whole system is in a state of stasis because the cat is 50% likely to be alive and 505 likely to be dead, and is thus neither alive nor dead, but both. At least, until someone opens rhe box. There are all sorts of conundrums associated with this thesis, and it is very controversial.
Poor kitty... neither alive nor dead...
by Braavosi May 16, 2003
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schroedered

To be delayed or inconvenienced whilst travelling, especially at an airport.
Katie missed her connecting flight because her inbound flight was late, she was well and truly schroedered.
by John Lee Pettimore May 17, 2017
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schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
by tinwillie June 22, 2011
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scroodle

When you unintentionally create a coherent drawing out of a scribble. A combination of the word 'Scribble' and 'Doodle.'
I just accidently drew this scroodle
by TheLancaster September 3, 2015
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Schroeder

Schroeder actually likes Lucy back because he's a tsundere but yall aint ready for that conversation
by koreandaaa February 8, 2021
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Michael Schroeder

Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.
by Don't be Variable be Constant November 7, 2020
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Schnoodle

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it
My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.
by Tromp September 12, 2007
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