corn schooner

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

bamboo schooner

Australian slang for a bong.

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.

by liamoylan January 13, 2009

SchloonBug

A Person Who Is Annoying & Tries To Act Cool & Thinks They Are Everyones Friend. This Person Is Also Oblivious To The Fact That Everyone Hates Them.

SchloonBug:Hey Man Whats Up, What You Do This Weekend?
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin Schloonbug.

by Z&J November 1, 2004

schoon trubert

To give a blowjob while standing up and bending over, while the person giving the blowjob is standing up too, usually between two guys.

Neil gave Bob the old schoon trubert before an important wrestling match.

by Howie Felter October 29, 2007

Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner

by Calvin McClusky August 24, 2008

tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

by Victory92 June 3, 2017

Schpoobikun

A cute little being. Minions of devine cuteness set forth to make the world a cuter place to live in.

These beings primarily are made up of sweets, cotton candy, and everything nice.

The shortened wording of this is schpoobi

The most popular and divine of the schoobikuns is that of Alizee Jacotey, who is quite possibly cutest being on earth.

by MonkeyGoD February 22, 2005