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Schoolyard Bullshit

A much more superior term to emphasize bullshit. Only to be used when the bullshit perceived is higher than a normal call for the use of the word "bullshit." Can also be abbreviated, "Schoolyard," to invoke the emphasis on just exactly how ridiculous or out of line a certain situation is.
ex. 1 - Person is ditched for a steamy date. "Man that is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

ex. 2 - Person playing Call of Duty is killed with a noobtube.
"Fuck!!! That is some Schoolyard!"

ex. 3 - Professor of general studies course gives you way more homework than any of your courses that actually pertain to your major.

Students Response - "This is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"
by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010
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Schoolrection

Johnny sat in English and struggled to be caught with a schoolrection.
by Alphacannybody July 28, 2016
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SchoolYard

Aye you guys got the ak-47? Let's go to the schoolYard
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Schoolcare

Largest entitlement program in the United States, its primary purpose is the storage of children whose parents are unwilling to raise and educate them. Often called by the misnomer "public education". Many people mistakenly believe that the monitors, aka "teachers", actually educate the children while they are there, despite class sizes that clearly demonstrate that the monitor's influence is a relatively small percentage.
Parental at the beginning of summer break: "School is out. Oh no! What am I going to do with them all summer? They misbehave SO much when they're bored, it's just impossible. I'd rather be at work."

Parental at the end of summer: "Thank God the kids are back in schoolcare! I am SO glad, I just can't stand them being home all summer!"

Parental to homeschooling parent: "Oh, I could never do that. Mine are in schoolcare; I wouldn't want to be around them that much."
by jadedbluerose June 24, 2013
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Schoolmance

Having a relationship while in school. The only time you ever see the other person is when you're in class or during lunch time.
Friend: Hey, how are you and Billy doing? Have ya'll hung out?
Me: No, it's just a schoolmance. I haven't seen him outside of this hell hole.
by Miss_parker December 29, 2011
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schoolbreak

Like a jailbreak, but based on school - someone breaks you out of school or you break out of school with someone.
If you wanna we can schoolbreak
by Supermarcel10 December 21, 2018
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schoolcore

an aesthetic to do with stationary, typically placing pens and objects in your hair or using them as accessories. linked to kidcore.
"woooow dude thats a cool look, what is the aesthetic called ?"

"its called schoolcore, look at these designer pens !!"
by Wukisah February 11, 2021
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