Schmierdo

1.A person who is off the weirdo charts. Usually tall beautiful light-skinned women from the little lost island country of Afro-Caribbea. It is believed that the heavy presence of succotash mutated there weirdo DNA to Super Weirdo and then to Schmierdo. 2.A Professional Weirdo

Aniesa please stop dancing in your chair, there is no music, you are such a schmierdo.

by Joe Schmoker October 27, 2008

schmiering it up

To take a myspace-esque picture where you look much more attractive than you really are, and the picture hides your fat belly. Also refers to having depressing status messages on facebook.

She looked hot in that picture, too bad she was schmiering it up to hide her stomache.

by adonnis85 December 21, 2009