Schmisek Slap Grab

To slap and then grab in the same motion.

"I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab."

Schmisek Slap Grab by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

Schmieran 

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

Schmieran by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

Schmire 

(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.

(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.

(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.

Schmire by Scotticus Maximus December 21, 2020

Schmillion 

An awesome all girl punk rock band from Austin, Texas.

Did you go see Schmillion last night?
Yeah they were incredible!

Schmillion by austinawesome August 26, 2010

Schmierer 

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!

Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!

Schmierer by anonymous53782587423508764837 October 29, 2018

Schmilkers wishing well 

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

Schmilkers wishing well by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

schmiegel 

The very last hit of weed nearly unrecognizable as a hit taken to clear the piece but to much to just ash. Usually partaining to very good quality marijuana. Term is mostly used in relation to smoke sessions either a bong or a bowl and is on the last hit someone could offer to take the schmiegel in exchange for greens or someone can be given a schmiegel as punishment.

Yo you gonna hit that? It's a schmiegel man. Kill it I'll repack it.

Give that schmiegel to d-boi

schmiegel by Girlcalledgrey March 16, 2015