schmacky

A weak foe, usually encountered in a sizable group; underpowered underlings; common in roleplay game usage.

Schmacky example: We burst into the room, our entire 7th level party. We were disappointed as we saw only 12 orc schmackies with falchions. One schmacky scored a critical hit on our wizard, but otherwise the whole group of schmackies was the standard speed bump.

by Nefarious DM November 9, 2013

Schmuckaroo

Part schmuck, part buckaroo. A foolish cowboy.

"Ah that schmuckaroo forgot to close the stable, now we have to go find all those horses."

by CatboyODST August 13, 2021

Schmackalangs

Large boobs

Guy 1: Look at those schmackalangs
Guy 2: Oh my those truly are schmackalangs

by BerryFPS December 10, 2021

schmickity schmackety schmooo0

four people joining hands and skipping through the woods singing naked

I can't wait to see you're willy while we are schmickity schmackety schmooo0ing this evening

by bj (becjen) July 7, 2010

schmacka

the word when there are no words

Schmacka...

by personsleepingonbottombunk September 24, 2010

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

<i>wackity schmackity doo!</i>

by TattooZoo January 4, 2009

schmackable

Extremely delicious, especially when ate high.

Jimmy: mmmm: those twix bars I ate yesterday were so schmackable

by TheOGWolfie34 September 14, 2017