Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.
I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"
by Timebender13 July 8, 2010
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The origins of this drink dates back to 1987 at Texas Tech University in Lubbock, TX when 7 men of vision decided to form a brotherhood like no other. During the early 1990s, this Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity spread to numerous universities across the nation. One of those new entities being the Delta Chapter at Texas A&M University in College Station, TX in 1991. It was not until the Fall of 1992 at Texas A&M when brother Daniel Romo introduced the first Schlobo to the brotherhood. The Schlobo quickly become popular and is now one of the most sought-after must haves when visiting any ODPhi entity. The Schlobo is still served in it’s classic one gallon container and still tastes as hype as it did back in 1992.
The origins of this drink dates back to 1987 at Texas Tech University in Lubbock, TX when 7 men of vision decided to form a brotherhood like no other. During the early 1990s, this Brotherhood of Omega Delta Phi Fraternity spread to numerous universities across the nation. One of those new entities being the Delta Chapter at Texas A&M University in College Station, TX in 1991. It was not until the Fall of 1992 at Texas A&M when brother Daniel Romo introduced the first Schlobo to the brotherhood. The Schlobo quickly become popular and is now one of the most sought-after must haves when visiting any ODPhi entity. The Schlobo is still served in it’s classic one gallon container and still tastes as hype as it did back in 1992.
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Get the Schlommy mug.A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
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Get the Schlond Poofa mug.Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.
Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.
Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.
You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!
Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.
Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.
by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009
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