A Schloppy One

When your butthole explodes and shit ends up all around the toilet bowl somehow

Dont go in there man...I just took a schloppy one.

by Donald Trumps Hair October 6, 2015

Dirty Schloppy

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets!

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets! This is a Dirty schloppy.....

by Louis Trombone May 18, 2007

Schloppy buffalo

When you put bison chip dip between the buttcheeks and then " titty fuck" the buttcheeks.

Matt gave Michele one schloppy buffalo!

by Dahemarshmellow September 3, 2022

schloppy schlauser

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.

"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."

by Jpt100 October 13, 2008