When your butthole explodes and shit ends up all around the toilet bowl somehow
Dont go in there man...I just took a schloppy one.
by Donald Trumps Hair August 26, 2015
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When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets!
When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets! This is a Dirty schloppy.....
by Louis Trombone May 4, 2007
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Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.
"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."
by Jpt100 August 17, 2008
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When you put bison chip dip between the buttcheeks and then " titty fuck" the buttcheeks.
by Dahemarshmellow September 4, 2022
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