schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time

Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off

schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010

schtoopid 

The act of being so stupid that the person calling you on your stupidity can't handle using real words anymore. Much like talking to a cat.

Way to pass English class... schtoopid....

schtoopid by Jason Rapps December 3, 2007

schmoopie 

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.

Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.

schmoopie by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005

schtooping 

The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.

George wasn't at the golf course like he said he was but rather was schtooping his neighbor's wife.

schtooping by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006

schmoopie 

A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.

"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"

schmoopie by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005

Schlompin’ 

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

Schlompin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019

Schnoopin' 

An explicitly, mostly heinous, shameless and always degrading beating or whomping..... whether sexual or not.

1. "Hey man, how'd the date go last night, did you get some action?"
"Of course, I gave that bitch a schnoopin'!"
2. "Did you watch the game lastnight?"
"Yeah we gave that team a schnoopin' without lube"

Schnoopin' by Chris and Joe of Team Schnoopin' October 7, 2007