schlongdonkey

1- Another name for the PNRZ

2- Someone who is a PNRZ

"All women want to ride the schlongdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003

schlongalogue

When a male or female decides it is necessary to provide a brief speech or reference to the male genitalia.

Brad provided us with a schlongalogue about the use of his Swedish made penis enlarger pump last Thursday.

by Anthony Bumbaco January 7, 2009

schlongmont

Derogatory reference to the small penises of latino population in Longmont. The large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-dicked latino males - at least Mexicans.

Yo homey, you ain't gonna do J Lo from behind wit dat. You're clearly from schlongmont.

by Lateen O August 14, 2006

Schlongalongadongbong

The act of smoking weed off of a long dong.

Did you see that insane schlongalongadongbong last night? The dong was smoking!

by cyberwar April 21, 2018

Schlongalingalonger

A penis that looks like salamj

Damn you have such a schlongalingalonger

by Mrsensless January 22, 2021

schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng

Noun: Penis of large size

Verb: schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging, to use the schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng as a stripper pole

W- wow, that's one schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng!

D-did I just see his schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng? (add uwu for extra accuracy)

Me and my man were out schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging

by C00l_D00D69 February 10, 2022

schlongmongler

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.

Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?

by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016