schleezeboinked

To get completely wasted.

Dude, last night I was so schleezeboinked. I must have drank that entire gallon of vokda.

by Jake Shivers December 24, 2008

Schleepin

To sleep. To be sleeping. Said in a way as for you to be different and cool. Schleepin in the new "nig"

What the fuck you callin me for?...Im schleepin!

by Devan J. June 8, 2009

Schlaefli

a small growth which is surprisingly hard to get rid off once it has a decent hold on you. Can be easily distracted with the use of bright lights, screens or video games.

Jamie: Dude is that a Schlaefli on your back?

Henry: Yeah dont worry i'll offer him Call of Duty when i get home.

by Henrehhhhhh October 24, 2009

Schleiff

The pinnacle of coolness and perfection combined, the only way to describe something that is both swarve sophisticated and just right

Your looking schleiff, jks no one is schleiff except mills

by Edjdge October 3, 2011

shleef

It's where your analling a chick and she farts, meaning air goes up your urethra, then your penis farts it out.

"The only thing I hate about anal is when you shleef"

by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017

Schleeb on a Deeb

An action that can be an absolute fucking disgrace or it can be the greatest thing that’s ever fucking happened depending on the context.

Hey you fucking doobie stop it and friggin schleeb on a deeb you fucking idiot schwoy.

by Smitty the doobie October 8, 2018

Schleepy Schnitzel

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.

Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"

by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009