Schizer

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?

1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"

by Clydieooo April 13, 2009

sciberas

Incredibly funny man who has a slightly above average penis but knows how to use it.

Mr X is a very large sciberas.

by 12313546 November 13, 2009

Danielle Schubert

A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.

"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."

by Danielleisnumber1 January 7, 2013

sciberras

A small mythical maltese creature a head of a maitenance worker and the body of a porcupine. It can only speak using words of his own name like "Skibby!" or "Skibb! Skibb!" It's only goal in life is to drive air conditioned trucks.

"Woah man, that Sciberras just drank a 24!"

by nicolascage September 28, 2012

Noah Schierl

An Arabian Sniper that will probably miss his shot and chase after you screaming.

Here comes Noah Schierl listening to Indian Moonlight.

by Frosty55 October 29, 2019

Shibert

some random word that could be inserted into just about any sentence to make the sentence better

you are a shibert
stop shiberting

come shibert me
"your mom died" "oh shibert"
you are so shibertly stupid

by pixzy March 3, 2021

schuberty

1. A brief period during puberty in which one bursts into intense, hiccup-like laughter at the most inappropriate times.
2. The period of life in which Scott Schubert will forever remain.

The young man at his Bar Mitzvah experienced a brief bout of schuberty upon realizing that he was on his way to becoming a man.

by Scott Schubert April 22, 2008