schnockered

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

scenophobia

- the fear of scenesters.

my best friend suffers from scenophobia because she actually goes to concerts to hear the music.

by saraah September 16, 2008

Schnoofet

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".

No problem, schnoofet.

by Tseb June 21, 2010

Schnoodle

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it

My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.

by Tromp September 12, 2007

Schenkelberg

A crazy awesome-sounding german name that makes people sound like morons when they're trying to pronounce it.

Also has many sweet nick-name possibilities.

Dude what's up Schenkelberg.. Schenkelbizzle, Schenk-a-hoe, Schenk-eronnie, Shenk-ster etc.

by german91 July 15, 2010

Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

Schezo

When someone calls you a pervert.
Used as "to Schezo someone".
Originates from a running gag in the Puyo Puyo series where Schezo (a character from there) gets constantly called a pervert due to his poor wording.

Dude, stop Schezoing me!

by darkwizard2 October 11, 2018