schemer

A geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the scheme language.

n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!

by almeidap April 18, 2006

schemer

a creeper/stalker/any other type of shady character that is found annoying to someone else.

"Tom was staring at me again in class..."

"he is SUCH a schemer!"

by cuddle muffin October 21, 2008

cleveland schemer

an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.

see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"

Stay away from her, you'll just get burned in the end. She's a real Cleveland schemer.

by bravoghost February 20, 2011

schloggy schemer

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.

John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

by salcruzzle June 2, 2023

weiner schemer

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.

Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.

by elalmighty March 15, 2019

freshman schemer

The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.

The freshman schemers spent two hours discussing the day's lunch period.

by Shelton December 31, 2007

pyramid schemer

a person thats sends, what seems to be, personal text messages to more than 1 person at the same time.

Ed: Hey she just texted me. I told you she digs me!

John: What does it say?

Ed: *hey what you doin*

John: Um, I just got the same thing.

Ed: Wtf? At what time?

John: 5:25pm.

Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.

by hiwol88 June 24, 2010