n00b: Hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!
niggli: I will convert EJB into scheme!!!
n00b: Man, u such a schemer!
by almeidap March 22, 2006
by cuddle muffin September 4, 2008
an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.
see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"
see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"
by bravoghost January 31, 2011
Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.
by co_rny June 2, 2023
a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.
Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
by elalmighty March 16, 2019
The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.
by Shelton December 5, 2007
a person thats sends, what seems to be, personal text messages to more than 1 person at the same time.
Ed: Hey she just texted me. I told you she digs me!
John: What does it say?
Ed: *hey what you doin*
John: Um, I just got the same thing.
Ed: Wtf? At what time?
John: 5:25pm.
Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.
John: What does it say?
Ed: *hey what you doin*
John: Um, I just got the same thing.
Ed: Wtf? At what time?
John: 5:25pm.
Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.
by hiwol88 June 22, 2010