Schechner

Adj. the quality of being a badass motherf---er.

"Dude, that guy at the bar is totally Schechner

by PirateNinja June 14, 2003

Scheizentoggle

Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.

Also useful as an exclamation.

"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."

"Scheizentoggle!"

by Jlighter August 28, 2013

Schezerblade

Meaning 1: A word for a katana when held by a Japanese man on a beach.
Meaning 2: A misreading of Scheherazade

On the beaches of the Japanese island of Ryuku, you see many Schezerblades.

by dfghyuiopoiuytrertyuioihg February 22, 2021

jumbo schreiner

Fetter Galileo Essenstester mit einer Glatze und einem Bart. Wiegt 150kg.

Jumbo Schreiner: Ich habe Hunger und Dünnschiss

or

Person 1: Was geht Jumbo?
Person 2: Ich bin nicht fett.

by Jumboschreinerlover December 25, 2021

scheize

Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.

Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

Schizer

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?

1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"

by Clydieooo April 13, 2009

Scheiznov

The state of shock when slapped with a vegatable.

Nan was Scheiznovved when the parnsip threw across the table.

by SlapThatSprout September 19, 2009