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The past tense of shaivo.
Pip schaivoed Julio before Ms. Sanchez stopped playground fight.
by GreenMonter April 15, 2005
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Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): schai·vo; schai·vo·ed;

1: To incapacitate someone.
2: To deprived of food and/or water.
3: FUBAR
1: Don't mess with me, dude. I'll schaivo you.
2: Pull over. I'm schavoed.
3: Dude, she's schaivoed.
by GreenMonter April 15, 2005
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Not partaking of any food or water for a good eleven days or so. Media coverage and candlelight vigils optional.
Jenny, I don't know if anyone has ever told you, but you have a substantial amount of back fat...ever consider the Terri Schaivo Diet?
by sconch April 12, 2005
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A 6ft tall, white woman who is a mouthy ghetto assed bitch...
Did you see that schavon? Bitch was tall and mouthy!!
by FB Friendlier November 12, 2011
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becoming temporarily stricken with something resembling Parkinson's and down syndrome due to excessive consumption of alcohol.
Jonni got more schaivo'd than Dan Wednesday night and flailed about in a puddle of fecal matter, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and jagermeister.
by mothafuckinbitch2 September 25, 2010
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(v.) to vomit


This originates from the generally accepted fact that Terry Schaivo, the most popular vegetable since brussel sprouts, is believed to have gone into a coma as a result of complications from bolemia, which involves a substantial amount of puking.
This dude's had way too many shirley temples. I think he's gonna schaivo.

Or, for that matter, just about anything:

Lets go watch Hawaii Schai-vo
It's snowing like crazy, I better go schaivo the driveway.
Hold on man, after all that taco bell I gotta go take a schaivo.
Alice, I swear, one of these days, right in the schaivo!
Please add 5 dollars for schaivo and handling charges.
Alright I'm gonna head over to Shop 'n Schaivo and pick up some canned yams.
I'm going to go listen to some schavio and garfunkle songs.
Oh no man, stay away from here, her schaivo smells like the East River.
Now, Johnny, schaivo for the camera.
As your father probably told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational schaivo.
So the other night I took my pedicurist to the movies and watched schaivo forty-nine.
Did you see the Boston Red Schaivos won again last night?
What the schaivo was that!
No schaivo tonight in my coffee, no schaivo tonight in my tea, no schaivo to stand beside me, no schaivo to run with me!
by Terry Terry May 2, 2005
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schaivoed

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When your waiter forgets your food, won't refill your water, and generally ignores you.
Our waiter schaivoed me for 20 minutes before finally refilling my iced tea.
by hockeynut April 1, 2005
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