Kurt Schultz

something when someone who doesn't stop complaining about getting dumped keeps complain

Norman: Hey whats up
Tom: Stacy just dumped me man
Norman: Dude, that was a week ago you're turning into a Kurt Schultz

by Darn Dude June 7, 2017

the schultz

1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.

2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss

3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones

megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz

The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz

Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.

dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.

by long dong silver888 November 22, 2009

SCHULTEED

WHEN SOMEONE EATS WHATEVER IS AROUND INSTEAD OF GETTING LUNCH

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY GUMMI BEARS?

YOU MUST HAVE GOT SCHULTEED.

by THE DIRTY FUCKING DITCHES March 10, 2012

the schulte

The act of inserting a tube into the anus and ciphering out boo boo soup

Man jimmy jons threw up after trying the schulte on his boyfriend

by haagenz March 26, 2011

schultzing

to emotionly and intellectually detach from a hated nothing job.

sargent schultz in hogans heros . to see,hear,and know nothing to stay out of trouble,and avoid the russian front. recognising that the reason the old timers at work are bitter is because the gave the company their all and got screwed .and avoiding their fate. knowing that you owe the company what the company owes you nothing. how do you keep from going postal at mcjobs? im schultzing it babby im schultzing it.

by bmut November 25, 2007

Revenge On Schulte

A local alternative rock band with a new sound from Castle Rock, Colorado.
Vocalist: Ben Hilzer
Guitarist: Chris Battin
Rhythm Guitarist: Andrew Butterz Wilson
Bassist: Ian Kelsall
Drummer: Robert Anderson

Popular Songs of theirs include: It Always Comes In Three, Laugh Away the Pain, and Hot N Cold (A Katy Perry rock cover)

Revenge On Schulte played their first venue at the Hi Dive

Revenge On Schulte's new single hit the top of the charts!

by ROS lovr March 27, 2009

Schultzie

To be deliberately oblivious or unaware. To ignore something obvious or fail to acknowledge it. To let someone get way with it without telling on them. Based on the character of Sgt. Schultz (whose nickname was Schultzie) from the Hogan's Heroes television show who often declared "I see nothing! Nothing!" after inadvertently walking in on some forbidden activity.

He walked in on us and caught us red-handed but he just did a Schultzie and left.
They were right in the middle of it and he just turned right around and kept going. Yeah, he totally pulled a Schutzie.
Dude, what if they see you? Ah, they'll just do a Schultzie like usual.

by wyrwolf March 15, 2011