pulling an erect penis down towards the feet, placing a penny on the head of the penis and quickly releasing the penis to have it spring forward, like a catapult, launching the penny.
we were bored playing quarters and beer pong so we warmed the boys up and shot lincoln catapults across the room.
by iamthefacepuncher July 27, 2009
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Dude that Chinese ninja took a shatapult in the downstairs bathroom last week, there was shit all over the place.
by Stebe Retfield July 16, 2008
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When a cow girl whilst on her period jumps off a dudes wang, in such a way that the mixture of semen and menstral fluids are flicked towards the dudes face.
addendum, torturous strawberry catapult, where the above cowgirl carefully climbs off the dudes Wang loaded with semen and menstral fluids , pulls his Wang down, bites on his nut sack, and releases the wangs burden when the dude screams, aiming the burden at the dudes mouth
addendum, torturous strawberry catapult, where the above cowgirl carefully climbs off the dudes Wang loaded with semen and menstral fluids , pulls his Wang down, bites on his nut sack, and releases the wangs burden when the dude screams, aiming the burden at the dudes mouth
by Uncle Bob and Aunty Katie June 14, 2018
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Catapult pussy is when you hear the catapult clicling back to catapult that pussy cause she is so desperate.
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"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
-President George W Bush, Greece, NY, May 24, 2005
-President George W Bush, Greece, NY, May 24, 2005
by Darren Dirt June 20, 2005
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Man 1: Did you know Australia has the highest use of mdma per capita?
Man 2: Yeah it also has the highest use of Australian Catapults per capita.
Woman 1: Ooo did you and Darren get naughty last night?
Woman 2: Sure did. Gave him the old Australian Catapult.
Man 2: Yeah it also has the highest use of Australian Catapults per capita.
Woman 1: Ooo did you and Darren get naughty last night?
Woman 2: Sure did. Gave him the old Australian Catapult.
by maxwellfishwell March 3, 2019
Get the Australian Catapult mug.A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.
Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes
by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014
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