Shatnering

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.

Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.

by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016

scampering

The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.

1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.

by Slipkid May 18, 2006

earth-shattering

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.

Some earth-shattering revalations

by vickyloka October 2, 2009

Slatering the upper deck

This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.

Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?

Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.

Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.

Carlos: Shit.

Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.

by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011

slatering

Taking a shit while sitting backwards on the toilet, similar to how A.C. Slater from "Saved by the Bell" sits in chairs.

Yo that was a dope Saved by the Bell party last night, my favorite part was slatering the toilet.

by Francisco Greggs October 8, 2014

William Shatnering

When someone has a bad connection in Call of Duty and they move around like William Shatner in Family Guy.

Guy 1: Argh, I can't shoot him.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's William Shatnering.
Guy 1: Yeah, wait, what?
Guy 2: He's William Shatnering.. look it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 1: Okay... homo.

by Andy-boi-a-boi-wan-boi April 5, 2010

AC Slatering

When you sit backwards on the shitter, and take a disgusting diahrrea dragon dump like AC Slater sat on his chair in saved by the Bell.

Arby's decided that on Metsrefugees, he would put a video of himself AC Slatering. Sadly, his large girth prevented him from effectively accomplishing the maneuver, and some shit hit the floor.

by danman1202 December 27, 2007