seaburger

I don't know what the fuck is in it. It's kind of like fish scrapple I suppose. All the nasty shit from seafood that nobody likes to eat, all breaded up and deep fried. They served them in public schools in York, PA. It ruined my liking of seafood before it ever started. They could REALLY make an impact on crime if they fed these bitches to prisoners for 3 meals a day and a midnight snack.

Yo! I can't believe my girlfriend actually tried a seaburger after I told her how nasty it was!

by Fuck Seaburgers June 14, 2004

sohamburger

referring to a vegetarian in a sense that you are making fun of him/her

Matt Pearson: Sohamburgers ruin society with their "meatless" views.
Matt Boncolet: Yea, how do they enjoy food.

by boogaster August 8, 2006

Scambooger

Country jargon used to describe objects such as cars, trucks and ATV’s.

Woooo doggy dagnabit he riding that scambooger!!!

That feller went in that dagum mudhole and got that scambooger stuck!

by Brute Boat January 28, 2021

screamburger

The action of screaming while eating a burger

Jim: How'sit doin' today?
Tony: MMMnphCHOMPmmphph AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jim: Ewwwww.... don't eat with your mouth open!
Tony: MmphachompaMMPHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jim: Ohhhhhhh... your'e a screamburger!

by SFDFGDFGDFG December 10, 2018

Slamburger

A vagina that a man only has sex with because he's drunk and wants to "slam" one out. Term best applies to uglier vaginas that look like a bowl of mashed potatoes due to excess intercourse.

Man, that slamburger I took home from the bar last night was pretty gross but it still hit the spot.

by WhatYouNeed July 26, 2010

shamburger

what you bite into when you think you're eating a hamburger, but it turns out to be a tofu or turkey burger.

Pakita asked me over for dinner last night. It was going great until she brought out the food. It looked like a hamburger, but it turned out to be a shamburger. She was still bootylicious though.

by Pakita August 28, 2007

slamburger

A position in an MMF threesome branching off of the standard missionary position such that the first man is on the bottom, the girl straddles him and lays on his stomach and the other gentleman enters her from behind. The two gentlemen make up the buns of this 'hamburger' while the fine lady in question is the meat. This can work as both a standard DP or as a DV or DA, though the latter two are certainly only recommended if the meat has said experience.

Man, that sorority party was great. No one appreciates a slamburger like the girls of Alpha Sigma Sigma.

by mixxerlol December 30, 2008