by SalmonDesert September 27, 2023
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There is a George symonds over there
by ThomasGreen1 July 19, 2023
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In a 69 position, man on top, remove the penis from the girls mouth and rub your anus over her mouth resutling in shit streaked lips, similar to cricketer Andrew Symonds famous zinced lips.
Shelly ; last night just as I thought Chris was gonna splooge down my throat he pulled out and gave me the Dirty Symonds!
Mary ; Howzat!!!!
Mary ; Howzat!!!!
by spanther December 18, 2008
Get the Dirty Symonds mug.Salmond stands for the person in the crowed that no one notices until they do something outlandish. They usually try to become the center of attention whether they like it or not. The word originated from Salmon which is close to the type of fish so calling someone a Salmond (SAL-mond) can mean that they like to swim or that they just rock out all the time. Personal prefderance applied.
by thatguy2088 October 24, 2009
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