Safety Shirt

Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.

Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?

Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.

Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?

Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.

by Falcon Thunder Fist July 14, 2021

safety wife

A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.

''If we are still single by 40, agree to marry each other?''

''Deal! I'm your safety wife''

by Angel22222 November 13, 2013

saveth pea blad

Save your pennys brother in Jamaican or some shit

"Should I get a fuckin ds?"
"Saveth pea blad"

by My nan is dead July 13, 2018

Sa2et

A word created by Aly Wael to indicate that you are a loser.

Enta sa2et yalla!!

by sa2et June 1, 2020

Safety pin

Something you put on you're clothes when you're supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe space for them (SAFEty pins)

Person #1 "look that girls wearing a safety pin on her shirt"
Person #2 "yea that means she's supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe place for them to go too"

by You're fellow gay :) August 16, 2020

safety harbor middle school

a school in florida, where the bathrooms constantly smell like weed and shits always broken. trashy, and all the administrators care about is their stupid grass. :)

safety harbor middle school is the most ghetto school

by 🙈💅🏼✨😎😚🌈👁👄👁 May 29, 2020

Orlovsky safety

In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.

-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"

-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."

by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008