Satsuma

When a person missing their index finger inserts the remaining three fingers into a woman's klagg/anus and repeatedly pumps away until a yellowy/orange residue is deposited. This move is then finished off by yelling "SATSUMA" into the person's discoloured orifice.

Sally's boyfriend got his finger blown off in the war, but it's ok because they can still satsuma

by Swannyd December 1, 2010

Satsuma

(morons) use satsuma instead of orange... U can just tell they're an absolute (neek) if they call an orange a satsuma.

I mean why the hell does that exist

Hey my name's arthur and my friends and I were wondering if u just wanted to maybe share my satsuma 👉👈

Bro u idiot bruv why da fuq u calling that orange a satsuma u nerd

by Dummy dumster December 21, 2020

satsuma.the.baddie

A really cool account on tiktok, and is a leo and of course a baddie.

satsuma.the.baddie is my favourite baddie

by thatpogmcyt September 12, 2021

satsuma

overly large fat person that is on the verge of obesity

she’s a satsuma

by yuhxoxooxoxoxoxo January 22, 2025

suma satsuma boomer loomer

someone who spends their life horizontal and helps young brown men with disney quotes on their walls. Live their destiny to become a IT technician at Microsoft.

My friends mum is such a suma satsuma boomer loomer.

by sirbradnickthe5th February 4, 2022

Pull a satsuma

Term is used in world of warcraft when somebody dies with all their defensives up.

Pull a satsuma
Player1: bro, u died with all defensives up
Player2: yeah sorry i pulled a satsuma

by Ducker123 January 21, 2022