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Satellite ears

The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...
(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo
by Firelovesugar February 26, 2009
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Satellite Friend

The friend that is never really part of the "fam" group of friends. They're never on the inside of any circles and only make their revolutions around the outside of close cliques, even though they're friends with all of them.
"Why weren't you there on Saturday, everyone else was"
"Uh because everyone forgot about me and didn't miss me because I'm just a Satellite Friend"
by Mortal Beauty January 18, 2016
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satesh

The hottest and best looking guy about with a great body and a personality to match it.
satesh is the hottest guy in the world.
by carol carson December 31, 2008
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Sateful

Look up if sateful is a word and dont be a dick about it.
by Li9uid May 13, 2020
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satellite dog

A dog wearing one of those coned-shaped protective collars, making the poor animal resemble a miniature satellite dish. It is considered impolite to make jokes in front of its owner about their dog getting hundreds of television channels. Unless they think it is funny, too.
The dog in the movie "Snatch" that swallowed the sqeaky toy and the big diamond was hilarious! At the end of the movie, he got taken to a vet who cleaned him out and put a satellite dog collar on him.
by Soggy Noodles March 10, 2009
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Georgia satellite

A woman usually southern, who's trashy to hot scale leans more trashy. Normally seen with lots of tattoos, big hair, and piercings. A disappointment to your family but a winner with your friends.
Dude did you see that Georgia satellite at the gas station. She could wreck my life anyday.
by Nate&randy November 7, 2022
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Satendra

Money that is often demanded for small and frivolous favors.
you can use the pen for an hour as long as you pay the satendra
by seismoisgay March 18, 2010
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