joe satriani

A god among guitarists. Joe Satriani is truely a serious ass kicker, he melts so many faces, that his amazing picking ability allows him to stitch them back up. Then the people go home and cry and wish they could play as well as Joe Satriani.

Homo new aged kid: Did you hear that new fallout boy song, "Dance, Dance" It has such a good solo!!
Me: *slap* What the fuck? Listen to a real guitarist you pressy bitch. Actually... let me blow a big load on you after I listen to G3 Foxy Lady, and then we'll talk.

Joe Satriani is truely a god.

by JudasSabbath June 17, 2006

sataintic

The area of skin which resides between Satan's asshole and ball sack. An moist and hot location from which there is no quick escape.

Holy shit, it's 108 in Texas today. It is so sataintic I can barely breath.

by RiRa Monster July 5, 2018

satriani

Greatest guitarist of our modern era. Worship him, and play Surfing With The Alien when you have sex.

Idiot: Satriani sucks.
God: you are wrong looks like you're going to hell.

by mike piazza January 23, 2005

Satriani

A big sexy Cambodian nigga

Satriani thicc af with that long hair

by Daggerdicc November 7, 2018

satiana

A girl who has had a rough life, yet perseveres through the problems with the help of her friends. She seems interesting from the outside perspective, but if you get to know her, she's a caring, loving person

Satiana is a good friend

by Борис February 10, 2019

sathian

A curry muncher

Joseph - Boy that kid over there sure is a Sathian.

Kyle - Agreed

by Psuedonym69 October 10, 2017

satriani

Might be the only musician that played in G3 to ever have any musical soul whatsoever. Great, great guitarist. Yes, ok, he can get wankery. But most of the time it's with a melody, the music has a point, it's not just shredding and getting nowhere (but getting nowhere faster than your head can register). Taught Vai, so Vai might have musical soul (haven't heard him, can't really tell) and of course, he taught Kirk Hammett.

Do I really need an example? Fuck you.

by Mr. Bock Man (RC) February 22, 2005