sasquatching

walking while taking large steps and waving your arms in a virtacle motion, when a car comes by, you turn your head and scream at them and then continue to walk.

sally was sasquatching all afternoon.

by apersonnn August 31, 2011

Sasquatching

Receiving a hand job from Sasquatch in a cave while being hung. This should be done by Sasquatch's feet.

Originally from "The Nerdist" with Chris Hardwick.

Chris and Jonah are hiding from the zombie apocalypse in the wintery north Sasquatching together.

by SFJ-Man October 31, 2011

Sasquatching

When two men engage in manual sex (jacking off) with each other while both are suspended from and being strangled by nooses. Named for what Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman would do with Sasquatch in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Joey and I were sasquatching so hard that he nearly died when I made him cum.

by Magic_Al42 July 21, 2011

Sasquatchistan

The existence of this country is denied by most; but such people have no homelands to be spoken of. Most trees here are dead, as they have been turned to parts used to build a paper processing plant. The population, surprisingly, is not one consisting of "big foots", but rather rednecks, hillbillies, and on occasion, a local sheriff. This country is known for large underground deposits of cotton. Recent conflicts here have prevented tourism and cotton from being major economic sources of money. Thus, there is no system of currency here. You can only access this place by riding the SS. HOLY SHIT, or the Howling Executioner of Hades, if he is in a good mood. However, the LMSYR prevents most people from accessing Sasquachistan. The LMSYR has been fighting scottish pirates for well over a fortnight. They are losing. They are high.

Ay, bitch, get yo ass in da car so we can hit dat Sasquatchistan wit mah molten shit, bro.

by The Twelve Tounged Tree January 1, 2010

sasquatching

Verb. Used similarly to hiking, or moving through a wooded area by foot. Generally moving or walking similarly to Sasquatch (swinging arms widely, and taking large steps, looking over your shoulder every now and then).

"Yea we were sasquatching through the snow around the ski resort."
"Man, check out the guy sasquatching in the woods!"
"I'd really like to be back in the squad bay instead of sasquatching around Quantico all day."

by Aaron Payne May 19, 2008

Sasquatching

v. A large, hairy man streaking

Oh god, grandpa is Sasquatching again

by FrostyCat February 7, 2015

Sasquatching

A tactic for escaping a zombie apocalypse suggested by Robet Kirkland on The Nerdist Podcast, wherein you go to the woods, find sasquatch, and both you and sasquatch hang yourselves, while jerking each other off.

Well, I guess it's finally time to go Sasquatching.

by PeggyAnnoyed December 12, 2011