sasquatch

A useless worker who never shows up at work but still collects a paycheck. Now and then there are rumors around the office of an actual sighting, but many of the co-workers have never actually seen this person.

Anyone seen the sasquatch this week?

by The Chode February 1, 2005

sasquatch

A female with an excessive amount of pubic hair.

Damn you've got a hairy pussy! You got sasquatch living between your legs, bitch?

by JohnstonGuy August 28, 2005

Sasquatching

Short Guys who only like or are attrached to very tall girls 6foot plus....Guys who only date tall girls.....Guys who are sexually aroused by very tall women....Guys who like girls taller than them....

Damn , that dude is Sasquatching !!! Hes 5'3" and shes at least 6'5" !!!!

If you have to jump to give your girl a kiss , your Sasquatching Bro !!!!!

by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010

Sasquatch

A middle-aged, hairy man who dwells in public pool locker rooms. Almost always naked, they will traumatize unsespecting pool goers for hours.

Dude! Did you see that Sasquatch in there?
Yeah, now I have to go back to therapy.

by _Jay_ June 21, 2006

Sasquatching

The act of being fully nude and moving from your room to the bathroom in the middle of the night despite having roommates that will potentially see you.

“I got home late last night and saw Breandan Sasquatching back to his room. Couldn’t really make much out though since it was too dark.”

by Gigglefister February 23, 2020

Sasquatch

A nickname for Sam Winchester. Or, a tall hairy being that Sam Winchester is mistaken for.

1) Dean: All right, time for bed. Come on, Sasquatch.
2) Gabriel: Finally, a real sasquatch caught on film! W-wait a second....false alarm, it's just Sam.

by DESTIELFTW000 March 18, 2019

Sasquatch

When you take a shit and shave your balls then leave it for your friend to find it.

“Can I use the bathroom?”

“Yeah , Sorry about the Sasquatch”- Matty

by Damusiczar January 14, 2021