1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
by K*McD December 28, 2007
Get the sartorial excellence mug.So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."
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Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012
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With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!
by Philip J Kaplan January 23, 2023
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by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020
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I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
by mrcyn November 19, 2013
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"Man, I totally had you that last game. If only Chris didn't Saptor me, you never would have known I had checkmate in three moves!"
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