sartastical

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.

Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."

by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome (SBDS) is a disease that was removed from the DSM. A person with this disease will have extreme heat in the brain and within 2 weeks will develop blurry vision, deafness, blindness, and Intellectual Disability. Other common things a person may experience are, seizures, dizziness, vomiting, stroke. They may also have delusions, night terrors, severe insomnia, and Fish Oder Syndrome.

A person with this disease will die within 8 months.

My brother has the disease, Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 21, 2020

Samtastic

An unoriginal name for those with the name Sam, Sammy, Samantha, Samuel, etc. More often than not this nickname isn't chosen for that person, they create it themselves. This is most likely due to either a big ego or a poor sense of self-worth. There is no in-between.

(Sam) "Call me Samtastic, not Sammy, I hate that." (Person) "lol no"

by Totallynotbee September 24, 2020

sarkistic

the act of being mean, aggrivating
act of being sarcastic
trying to be funny, but really not

while hanging with trip and isaac they were making sarkistic remarks

by krystina w October 20, 2008

sarcistical

A defining term used as a desciptor of one who is being sarcastic. To be used in every day conversation when defining a sarcastic person.

John is a very sarcistical person

by Haplo85 August 11, 2010

Scaretistic

Statistics usually made up to scare people to one side of an argument or to a different belief or value.

Scaretistic: Birth control fails 243% of the time!

by tbclycan November 14, 2011

samtastic

the gayest thing you could ever say. ever.

person 1: thats so samtastic! / person 2: wtf?

by ur_worst_nightmar202 June 19, 2011