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sarkozy

Noun: A minor, benign, self-limiting skin condition of unknown origin (such as a rash, spot or small area of discoloration) that either clears up on its own without treatment, or remains there harmlessly for up to many years.
Plural form: sarkozies

A pseudo-diminutive form of "sarcoma." Named in honor of France's current president, Nicolas Sarkozy.
Example 1:

Nate: "Hey, Bob, you'd better get that spot on your arm checked. It could be something serious."

Bob: "Nah, it's nothin'. The doc said it was nothin' to worry about; it's just a sarkozy. It'll clear up on it's own in a few days.

Example 2:
"The Doctor told me: 'Just about everybody, if they check themselves over carefully, will have some skin thing that could look like it might be serious. Usually, though, those are just sarkozies.'"
by Jherek August 19, 2010
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sarkozy

Tony Blair's successor as George W. Bush's bitch.
Bush : Ok little cunt, it's time to invade Iran!

Sarkozy : I have 500 000 men at your service, all ready to surrender.

Bush : Oh boy, do I miss Blair.
by willywannabite August 26, 2007
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Sarkozyed

The act of epically failing at something.
Doing something terribly wrong.
Ah damn, I totally just sarkozyed that test!
by MikhailZ December 17, 2011
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Sarkozy

Sarkozy is the president of France, he's little as France is small. He's known as the man who make ghettos burn cuz of his racists ambitionz (-> French Riots)
The rich frenchies love him but young peoples who live in the suburbs (the ghettos, in France) want him to die.
"hey man i came in France for one week and my french homies tell me about their enemy : Sarko"
"wut? who u talkin bout vato?"
"it's all bout Sarkozy, the new president of da France"
"hell yea i heard about him, wat a dippee doo it is?"
"sure mayne"
by S.D Ranflaholic June 21, 2007
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Sarkozy

Nicolas, Paul, Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa, 23rd french president.
"On may 6th Nicolas Sarkozy beated Segolène Royal and became the 23rd french president"
by El_ladron_de_frutas January 2, 2008
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Sarkhail

Every Queen needs a Sarkhail.
by yomamayo April 30, 2013
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SARKOZI

A GIANT NIGGER COCK LOVER

SOMEONE WHO LOVES NIGGER COCK IN THERE ASS
THAT GUY IS A SARKOZI HE WILL BE HURTING LATER
by KENTUCKY December 5, 2012
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