George Santos

To deceive people with misrepresentations about oneself for the purpose of obtaining acceptance into positions of power, institutional enrollment, employment, etc.

With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!

by Philip J Kaplan January 23, 2023

Santorum

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.

My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.

by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020

santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

by mrcyn November 19, 2013

George Santos

To take without permission an item belonging to a family member, friend, or close associate.

"I left my bag in your car. Don't George Santos it. I need it back."

"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."

by mcflyfarm January 19, 2023

Santorum Administration

See "Santorum" and add on "Administration.

I'm gonna give her a Santorum Administration.

by pluhpkin August 1, 2012

satoya

The sexiest thing that will ever walk this damn earth, she's independent, smart, and calm but will beat the shit out of you of necessary

Damn Satoya bad asf

by Big tommy December 20, 2016

Santosexual

When a person is said to be sexually aroused or in a passionate non-platonic relationship with a fictional character or a non-existing being, the person is said to be Santosexual

Jaden wanks off to Lola Bunny, he is Santosexual.

by jadenspeare December 10, 2021