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Soggy Santa Hat

When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."

Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."

Person 1: "Oh not good!"
by Hey Jack December 12, 2014
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Soggy Santa Hat

When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning
This Soggy Santa Hat is the symbol of our love for Christmas
by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014
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Sanahat

A short boy loving a tennis sweat
by Haluness September 9, 2021
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blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.
“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”
by pasha63 December 7, 2023
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Joe Santagato

Co-host of the podcast “The Basement Yard”. Really handsome guy, who is obviously rich. Joe Santagato also has his own show called “The Joe Santagato Show” and another channel called “Santagato Studios” that he co-hosts with his brother, Keith. He is most known for his podcast with his best-friend Frankie Alvarez. You can find him on instagram at: @joesantagato
Me: Have you seen Joe Santagato? He is so cute!
by Jordan lol.. June 2, 2025
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