Located in Mundelein, Illinois, this school is a hotspot for Drugs, Teenage pregnancies, Mexicans and sluts. Lots and lots of sluts. Sadly, only one of those four is a good thing. Be warned, any and all students may want to kill themselves, since classes are trash and the students trashier.
Bob: Don't you go to that trashy shitshow of a school, Bob 2?
Bob 2: Yeah i do, Bob.
Bob: What's it called again? Retard land? Hell? Mexico?
Bob 2: No, it's called Carl Sandburg Middle School
Bob 2: Yeah i do, Bob.
Bob: What's it called again? Retard land? Hell? Mexico?
Bob 2: No, it's called Carl Sandburg Middle School
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1: Didn't you go to Carl Sandburg Middle School?
2: Yea, I ran for the cross country team. Practices were mostly running from cops, though....
2: Yea, I ran for the cross country team. Practices were mostly running from cops, though....
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Get the sandbunny mug.Sandburg Regional Highschool is a mixed bag, it's full of students with large ambition, inner strength and smarts and intelligence. A lot of people here are mostly misguided and make stupid and rash decisions because of it, but as we all know that's just apart of growing up. The staff are typically pretty understanding, especially the hallway paras. The place is actually surprisingly welcoming despite it being an alternative school. The only annoying part of being there is the lunches, the constant drama and gossip, the fights, and people who just can't get a handle on their smoking habits and decide to give everyone second hand exposure to their joints and carts at the start and end of the day on the bus.
person 1: dude, sometimes I hate Sandburg Regional Highschool students. did you hear about what happened in the girls bathroom?
person 2: what? no what happened?
person 1: yeah pretty much a girl lit toilet paper on fire and thought it'd be funny.
person 2: what a fucking dunce, no wonder the bathrooms were locked down.
(this is actually something that happened here LOL)
person 2: what? no what happened?
person 1: yeah pretty much a girl lit toilet paper on fire and thought it'd be funny.
person 2: what a fucking dunce, no wonder the bathrooms were locked down.
(this is actually something that happened here LOL)
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