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sandstorm

The action of having sex in a sandy region. The male rolls his wet penis in the sand and reinserts his penis in the womans vagina, thus causing extreme amounts of pain.
Guy 1: Dude I gave my girlfriend a sandstorm last night!
Guy 2: Haha, sucks for her
Guy 1: Yeah, she still has a sandy vagina.
by boston_hardcore June 6, 2007
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Sandstorm

One of the most retarded internet virals by misleading people who want to find a song/a music by referring them to "Sandstorm" by Darude instead
(nice song played)
A: What's the song title?
B: Oh, it's Sandstorm by Darude
(And then A plays Sandstorm by Darude)
A: Damn, that's a completely different song
by Sir. B August 27, 2021
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Sandstorm

The name of the sexual position of a female sitting on a male's chest while she gives him a blowjob. He then sprinkles salt and pepper into her butthole and shakes her butt around. Then, as he orgasms, he punches her in the kidney and she farts in his face. Thus forming a homemade sandstorm.

Also known as "Spicy Cheeks".
"Man I miss her so much. She was the freakiest girl I ever met. One time she even gave me a sandstorm!"

"I'd sandstorm that in a heartbeat!"

"Had to put my dog to sleep. He kept giving the neighbor's cat a sandstorm."

"How much did I drink last night? I woke up this morning and tasted spicy cheeks on my lips."
by ComaKing08 August 15, 2008
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sandstorm

shaving your pubes then blowing them in your girlfriends face.
ooh baby,I know you loved that sandstorm in your face
by captain skidmark February 18, 2008
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sandstorm

When you ejuclate on a girls face and then throw sand at it.
As i ejuclated all over the whores face, i quickle through sand at it and there i just did a sandstorm.
by kiktheball September 8, 2006
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sandstorm

when someone bends over and shits explosive diarrhea in the subject's face. Popular in many parts of Germany
"My girl and I got so freaky last night, she even wanted a sandstorm when I told her I was having explosive diarrhea."
by induhvidyooul October 28, 2006
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Sandstorm

possibly. the most overplayed and overrated trance song ever made.
mike:hey man. you wanna listen to sandstorm by darude?
bill:who are you? crazy?. lady gaga is less mainstream than that crap!
by ItsOurFuture August 9, 2010
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