sandpaper glove

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.

That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.

by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012

sandifers

Large natural breasts, commonly defined in slang as "big floppies" or "big ole jugs," but preferably just as "sandifers" for short. Often used as a code word to discuss said big floppies in the presence of others.

Hey man did you see those sandifers? No, where? Heading this way, starboard side!

by Mr. Dictionary 14 February 14, 2014

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

by Adam Owada May 7, 2008

Sandpaper

When the person you are talking to is dry with their responses

Girl 1: “How did yalls conversation go last night?”
Girl 2: “Oh my god, he’s such a sandpaper.”
Girl 1: “Yikes sis. He was that dry?”

by umyikes June 9, 2019

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Sandpaper Wank

An unpleasant/painful experience, which could be likened to masturbating with sandpaper.

"Wasteman! That exam was like a sandpaper wank"

by Eazy-JT January 20, 2010

sandginer

Difficult and unpleasant. When someone has sand and shards of glass in their vajayjay.

Did someone put sand in your vagina or are you just not in a chatty mood, you're acting like a sandginer.

Sarah's acting like a bitch, that sandginer.

I'm building castles in your sandginer.

by baconnaise May 14, 2009